(Q) What is an English Hattrick?
(A) Three Runs off three balls
(Q) What Would Stuart Macgill be if he was a Pom?
(A) A Great Allrounder
(Q) Who spent the most time at the crease out of the Zimbabwe World Cup Squad?
(A) The Lady who Ironed there jerseys
(Q) What Is Inzamam's furthest moving footwork?
(A) His Walk Back To The Change Rooms
(Q) Why did the Bangladeshi batsmen like the new millenium?
(A) So they could adleast say they got past a century
(Q) What advantages do Sajid Mahmood and Geraint Jones have over their team mates?
(A) Adleast they can say there not realy English
(Q) Why don't the Indian fielders need pre tour injections?
(A) Because they never catch anything
(Q) What does Danish Kaneria bring to make sure the bowler gets a wicket with the next ball?
(A) A Bat
Cricket
Ms Patterson who was a primary school teacher asked all her students to tell the class what their parents do for a living. After numerous introductions Joe Vaughan stood up. He said " my dad is a stripper at a gay bar". The teacher later asked Joe if it was true. He replied "i was just embarassed, my dads realy the captain of the English Cricket Team".
These Jokes are for comedic purposes and should not be interpreted offensive or for that matter taken serious.
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