Shane Warne is considering becoming a German citizen, and giving up his Australian citizenship, so his county team is allowed to buy another foreign player.

This is a way around county regulations, but Warney is sure to be condemned by all Australians. Including the majority of the population who have coloured their hair blonde, and have been bowling leg spinners for the past ten years in backyard and club cricket to be like Warne. The funny thing is a lot of people trying to bowl spin like him, just can't and get smashed around the park every week, even in club cricket. Yet they will persist with the bowling, so they can be more like their hero Shane Warne.

Shane Warne is a cult figure in Australia with a massive fan base. Any decision for Warney to adopt a German citizenship, could turn Australia upside down. But the spin of king, will fix this one out, just like he has done throughout his whole career. He may even settle it with a text message.